laughingsquid:

An Amusing Comic by Doghouse Diaries About the Opportunity Costs of Life Decisions
jeremykaye:

It’s never easy.
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I only have 30 students waiting for me. I don’t want to imagine how it is to have a nation depending on me, but I do feel for the president. Some days, I wish it was an Inception movie-like sleep so that I can time warp things to make it feel like I have been in bed long enough to warrant getting up. 

jeremykaye:

It’s never easy.

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I only have 30 students waiting for me. I don’t want to imagine how it is to have a nation depending on me, but I do feel for the president. Some days, I wish it was an Inception movie-like sleep so that I can time warp things to make it feel like I have been in bed long enough to warrant getting up. 

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nevver:

Army men yoga

Balance not instability

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Animated photography of Julien Douvier

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Animated photography of Julien Douvier

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"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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I actually really love this analogy.

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Onions

Long work day. Where did the time go? Spent 14 hours at work yet still not caught up. The next mad rush is just around the corner and I’ll have to scramble. Wish I was more like whole hard boiled egg. Feeling like onions. Going to read The Onion for a snarky pick-me-up.

Not at all feeling like Nick Vujicic warm smile. Got to see him over the weekend. He has a genuine glow and gratitude. I know he has days like mine, if not crappier ones. However, he seems to be over the existential crisis hump with his evangelism. I’m still climbing that hump, despite being in an okay, fairly good, relationship with God. 

halftheskymovement:

Six-year-old Mehran is not your typical Afghan girl — she flies kites, climbs trees and freely speaks her mind. She is a bacha posh: girls who live as boys to escape patriarchal domination in Afghanistan.“People use bad words for girls; they scream at them on the streets,” says 15-year-old Zahra, who has been living as a boy since she was two. “When I see that, I don’t want to be a girl. For always, I want to be a boy and a boy and a boy.”Little is known about the psycho-sexual impact that living as a boy has on these girls. Most parents try to make their children switch back before the onset of puberty, but for those who resist, there is an uncertain future.Read more via New York Post.

halftheskymovement:

Six-year-old Mehran is not your typical Afghan girl — she flies kites, climbs trees and freely speaks her mind. She is a bacha posh: girls who live as boys to escape patriarchal domination in Afghanistan.

“People use bad words for girls; they scream at them on the streets,” says 15-year-old Zahra, who has been living as a boy since she was two. “When I see that, I don’t want to be a girl. For always, I want to be a boy and a boy and a boy.”

Little is known about the psycho-sexual impact that living as a boy has on these girls. Most parents try to make their children switch back before the onset of puberty, but for those who resist, there is an uncertain future.

Read more via New York Post.